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Top Ten Discounted Movie Rumors
by burma
10. Gimli changed to Grumpy
9. PJ's cameo is that annoying kid in Minis Tirith
8. The Balrog has wings
7. Tom Bosley as Tom Bombadil
6. Everything Harry Knowles said is true!
5. Concession stands at movie theaters to feature 'Wizard on a Stick'
4. Theme music from Led Zep's "Houses of the Holy" (no wait.. that was wishful thinking)
3. Movie tie-in deal with Victoria's Secret - you'll never think of the Cloaks of Galadriel the same way again....
2. Farmer Giles of Ham and Roverandom join the Fellowship. Sir Gawain's role is reduced.
and the number one discounted rumor....
1.In order to truly 'ruin the books' for you, PJ will personally come to your house and pee on your copy of LOTRs.
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Still more discounted rumors:
Weird Al Yankovich will release "Who Let the Dwarfs Out?"
Dick Van Patten as Denethor
Bill the Pony fights at Helms Deep
Brittney Spears and N'Synch tie in Hobbit Song CDs available only at Burger King
In related licensing deal Burger King renamed Burger Ranger
