Hey dun, dilly dun, Elvish rings and rye!
Two little whitedoves baked in a pie!
When the pie was opened, and set before the Queen,
She took a bite of biggest part, and in her mouth a Ring!

Hey dun, dilly dun, Dwarvish runes and wheat!
The King was in his smoker house a-sampling his meat!
When the door was opened, the King was shocked to spy,
the Queen, the Ring, and everything, especially the pie!

Hey dun, dilly dun, Wizard's spells and oates!
The Ring became a magic thing, and turned them all to goats!
The moral of the story, when all is said and done,
make sure of who yer baker is, for Wizards like their fun!

1999 m. vonlindern.